Slow Down

Thanks for submitting an I.T. request. Your ticket number is 73645. We will get to your request as soon as possible.

I just submitted ticket 73645, but I don't want your normal slow service. I want it done fast! Really fast!

Oh? Done already? Great! Hold on, there's someone here to see me...

Your ticket number is 89234. This is a speeding ticket. For speeding a ticket.

Now you know why they can't be resolved too quickly. If a ticket is resolved too fast, it just results in another ticket.

Published Wednesday, 8 February 2023

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