Grabbing frogs...

Toadspeak
Welcome, new employees! I think you'll enjoy working here at Toads.co.
Please take advantage of our numerous perks such as our all-you-can-eat insect buffet and unlimited vacation time.
Our business plan is to harness synergies created by customer goodwill and manifest outstanding content.
I don't understand anything he's saying.
I think he's speaking Toadish.